The other night in a bar:
Him: Girls are very complicated.
Me: Really? I don't think so.
Him: So you think you're not complicated.
Me: No. What I want in a fellow is pretty simple. I want someone who is good at what he does but isn't what he does. I want someone who is kind and sincere. Stupid folk need not apply. I'd like someone who will stand up for himself, his ideals and me and, who will stand up to me when warranted.
Him: I'd like her to be pretty and in to me...but not stupid.
Me: Ya, I guess girls are a bit more complicated. You win.
